[0376] Woo’s Lecture
└ posted on Monday, 14 May 2012, by Novil
- Woo: Wolves are one of the most popular species. But in today’s lesson, I’ll prove that raccoons are superior to them in every regard.
- Woo: If you know one wolf, you know them all. Their behavior is as predictable as that of a supervillain in a Disney movie.
- Woo: In contrast, even the brightest scientists can’t predict what a raccoon might do in a given situation.
- Woo: Wolves have no fashion sense, as one can see by looking at their bland gray fur.
- Woo: Raccoons, on the other hand, have an expressive facial mask, a fancily ringed tail and stylish white ears.
- Woo: And let’s not forget that wolves love wallowing in rotting carcasses…
- Woo: … while raccoons are widely known for their good table manners.
- Woo: Any questions so far?
- Woo: Wolves are also easily offended.
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Sadly, there are many people like that in real life. They’ll say something horribly hurtful or offensive, then are positively shocked when someone hits them.
“Yes, what do you want on yer tombstone?”
Well, woo WAS being animal-ist…
Wolf have variation of fur raging from silver white to charcoal black
racoon have a rather muddy skin which pretty boring mostly
wolf have best stamina among all apex predeators lasting many hours
racoon have mere minutes to hunt without catching breath
wolf have beutifull luminiscent eyes, blue in young, yellow in adults
Racoons eyes are kinda … …. they are boring like that of a human
Wolf always hunt prey 10 times bigger than them like Moose and Bison
Racoon run away if they see a rabit can imidiate them by bluffing size
Wolves are considered best father among all in whole global environment
Racoon male being near its kids is a rarity if not outright impossible to happen
Wolves are territorial and can fight with polar bears for safety of food and young ones
Racoon ditches food in presense of Badgers or Wolverines to avoid its conflic often
Wolves were domesticated to form dogs, manga best friend, we own them a lot
Racoons climb yo windows, hide yo husband and yo son, if you’re in linkin park
(jk, but there tendency to steal food is not something any one can appreciate)
Lastly, Disney is always will be a R.E.T.A.R.D for stereotyping wolf and hyenas
i bet they dont know lion kill there own cubs to enjoy mating with lioness again
Regardless equality, cutting stereotypes, theres a resom why wolf is apex predeator and racoon is below them, both are animals doing there part, or i am being generous to racoons
<species.@ Plaid Wolf:
Really? I thought it was cats that invented cool. After all, I’ve never heard anyone referred to as a cool wolf but I have heard someone referred to as a cool cat. LOL.
@ aparajeet:
Actually, male lions don’t kill their own cubs. However, if a lion takes over the pride of another lion, that lion will kill the cubs of the previous lion king so that the lionesses will go into heat again so they can produce their own cubs. Male lions are, actually, quite good fathers. They will protect their own young has hard as a lioness will protect her cubs, even to the point of attacking another, larger, animal and fighting to the death to protect the cubs.