[0392] Urban Legend
└ posted on Monday, 9 July 2012, by Novil
- Cloud: In the 1920s, a young woman was beheaded by her lover on this island. Since then, there have been numerous people who claim to have seen her ghostly figure.
- Sandra: Uuh, creepy.
- Alien: Please don’t tell me you believe such a ridiculous urban legend!
- Mermaid: Those drunkards probably just saw their reflections in the water!
- Cloud: I never said I believe it! It’s just a story that goes around!
- Alien: I can’t believe humans believe such fairy tales in this day and age.
Why, Nessie, you look ravishing today!
I want to visit THAT beach.
I ain’t givin’ you no tree fiddy!
Says the alien hanging out with a mermaid, Nessie and Bigfoot.
This is the third scenario where there has been an alien, how likely is it we will see the TARDIS or one of the aliens will be a Weeping Angel/Cyberman/Dalek/one of the Silence?
WHY DON’T YOU COME OUT FROM BEHIND THOSE ROCKS AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!!!
@ Neil Dunsmore:
…That’s the joke.
And yet the guy saying that is the very incarnation of most of those “fairy tales”? I’m guessing the fairy tales that he can’t believe we believe in are mostly the ones involving ghosts. These other guys exist, but not ghosts. 😛 I actually believe Aliens exist, sasquatch exists, and ghosts exist. Nessie I’m still skeptical about, and mermaids…I doubt it, but it’s possible nobody ever sees them because they are the reason ships disappear in the Bermuda Triangle. “But planes disappear too!” right? The only thing I can think of that would cause that is either coincidence or, in the event that mermaids do reside in the Bermuda Triangle, MERMAID POWERS! O_O Otherwise, I have numerous other theories on that place, which is why I doubt mermaids are real.
That alien is obviously using too much internet, so cynic and skeptic.
The bigfoot is the fun loving bro in the group.
Nessie is the surfer dude(dudette?) of the group, he(she?) eat a lot because of his(her?) high metabolism.
That mermaid is the Daphne of the group, beautiful and adventurous.
Together they solve mystery!
Well….. until they introduce little Scrappy Yeti, then the show goes downhill from there.
Sorry Mr. Alien..what you say is not the truth since “I don’t belive” in Aliens
Only thing i think they are missing in that group is a Dragon!
@ AckAckAck:
Mystery, Inc., dod unmask an abominable snowman, the Loch Ness monster, and multiple aliens. I don’t remember any mermaids, though.
No, fairy tales and ghost stories are silly. Aliens, mermaids, bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster, yes. But ghosts are just silly.
@ male pleiosaur:
I think the original Mystery Inc. is actually a team of Alien or mystical creature in disguise too. I mean, they’re kids who don’t have jobs but able to travel all around the world to solve mysteries. Jossie and the Pussycats release albums so they have excuses (money and concerts to attend) to travel all around the world.
That alien looks different compared to the aliens that were trying to kidnap Cloud.
*gasp* Are you trying to tell me that there are more than 1 kind of alien in this universe?
…which brings to mind exactly What type of meat are they eating?
@ illeatyourself:
Mermaids were actually manatees turned into hallucinations by sailors who had been away from land and women for 8 months.
DAT mermaid! <3
There is a golf course in Victoria, British Columbia (or Vancouver, I’m not sure which and I can’t be bothered to look it up) supposedly haunted by the ghost of a woman killed by her husband there in the 1920s. Odd thing (apart from being haunted, that is!) the ghost dresses differently depending upon the situation. Most times she appears in the clothes she was wearing when murdered; but sometimes she appears in a wedding gown. When the latter happens she is only seen by couples engaged to be married. The engagements always end soon after the apparition is seen. Whether she appears because she cannot stand others being happy when her own marriage ended so horribly or as a warning against making the same mistake she did, nobody knows.
@ illeatyourself:
I believe in mermaids, ghosts, bigfoot, nessie, aliens, the Chupacabra, and string cheese. You must believe. When you say you don’t believe in stuff, like mermaids and fairies, you are KILLING MAGICAL UNICORNS SOMEWHERE!!
Oh, and the reason ships disappear in the Bermuda triangle is Scylla and Charybdis. Don’t you know greek mythology?
@ Mistyblob:
That’s silly. Everyone knows string cheese isn’t real. ;p
@ GameCobra:
There are only 2 existing dragons in the world, and they aren’t the fire breathing over-grown lizards people would think they are. Try and guess the name of these 2 reptiles.
@ Crestlinger:
And my inner redneck wants to ask, “What type of meat are they?” 🙂 🙂 🙂
GameCobra wrote:
In the book I started writing, but never finished, it is strongly hinted that Nessie -is- a dragon. 😉 🙂 🙂
@ Pyroboom:
Bearded Dragon and Komodo Dragon.
No, it looks like the one that was driving the ship. @ X:
Turn the camera around there in that last pannel. Yes, I’m shameless. Also cool looking Grey.
@ GameCobra:
Unicorns!
I see the aliens have upped their game! Instead of beaming up someone from Kansas they went straight for the grill and steaks! Well played, extraterrestrials, well played indeed.
@ Neil Dunsmore:
As much as I hate comments referring to thumbs-downs… 3 people clearly took my comment too seriously. The comment was also a joke.@ Neil Dunsmore:
I must say, that alien has a great view.
The mermaid looks like one from Zenescope’s “Grimm Fairy Tales” very graphic, yet sexy horror comic book series. It’s from their two part story arc of “The Little Mermaid”, done in a modern setting mixed with flashbacks of the fairy tale. The mermaid here looks almost the same except that she doesn’t have purple highlights.
And now we segue back to the unfunny.
@ illeatyourself:Mmmm…mermaids…
I think Kraken is just 5 minutes late, he’s come anytime,… now….. anytime…. … waiting…
illeatyourself wrote:
You realise that the “Berduma triangle” doesn’t actually exist, right? Nobody has ever been able to define an area that suffers a statistically significant increase in unexplained shipwrecks. In reality the large number of disappearances near Bermuda is simply because several trade routes cross there, and there were more ships there to begin with. I could of course say the same thing about aliens and ghosts; nobody has ever come up with any evidence they exist.
@ illeatyourself:
Nessie is plausible, if one believes some paleolithic relic could have survived to modern day.
welp you just broke my mind