[0618] Twisted
└ posted on Monday, 22 September 2014, by Novil
- Lydia: Steve O’Connor! I’ve always believed you were a thoroughly virtuous and upright man!
- Lydia: Instead you’re a disgusting pervert who’s into busty cartoon vixens!
- Steve: Please, I…
- Lydia: Finally! A man who’s just as twisted as I am!
- Lydia: Please be so kind as to strip naked while I get the whip and handcuffs out of my car.
- Steve: Glurk
- Woo: I guess our “fox lover” won’t spend much time in the woods in the foreseeable future.
- Shadow: So it would seem.
- Sid: Let’s get away from here!
run steve RUN!
So hard to find to twisted people these days
Oh my gosh! This comic strip is so much win! 😀
Well, the Fox’s Revenge isn’t quite what they planned, but Steve is definitely going to be Punished for his misdeeds.
Too bad Steve is never going to have the courage to tell Lydia that he’s not really a Masochist…
also the facial expressions are amazing 🙂
Keeps them in the car just in case they are needed? What else is there?
Better prepare the molten iron.
I regret the decision I made to drink milk while reading this.
I’m covered in milk and in stitches right now.
@ Trent:
When was the last time you went to California or Las Vegas?
Well, that’s one way to put a spin on this tale. (Or, if you’d prefer, tail.)
Hoo boy, S&M? Now I’m wondering who’s the kinkier one. Our good friend Herr Knörzer here has me fooled either way.
…okay, wait what? So just because he likes furries she assumes he likes bdsm?
I am shaking my head in frustration – just because someone has /A/ fetish does not mean they have ANOTHER fetish! This…this…gah!
I am annoyed and mildly offended at this – the number of people who lump anything that isn’t vanilla together is ridiculous. I’m also a little offended at it being referred to as twisted.
Not to mention that this is a TERRIBLE way to begin ANYTHING bdsm related!
Apologies for the mini-rant, but I’m not happy about the way bdsm is portrayed in media these days, and didn’t expect to find myself offended about it’s portrayal here.
ok am i the only one who thinks poor Steve never did any thing wrong in the first place i mean he took a nature photo….like da hell the wrong with that nows they almost ruined his life
Well……………..THAT didnt go as planned……
@ Petah-Petah:
He might pour it in himself after this night.
Sooo… being a furry makes him also like bdsm? What? I don’t see the logic there…
Lydia is what Larrisa will be when she grows up
Enigma wrote:
IF she grows up.
Hey, don’t look at me that way, you all are thinking it, I’m just saying it.
Unheard comment as they leave. “Humans are WEIRD!”
The revenge plot can still be saved.
Does Woo, Sid, or Shadow have a camera or a phone?
Post pictures to internet.
Shadowhammer123 wrote:
Eh. She’s not saying that. She’s just saying that SHE likes bdsm (and, evidently, likes Steve too).
DO IT NOW! AN EYE FOR AN EYE!
On a completely unrelated note, I wish a girl would say that to me. :/
Say waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah? 0.o
@ Jk8z:
Your not alone. 🙁
Still I kinda sorta saw this comming. Yup I think we found the evolved form of Larissa.
Lydia the Perv Pokemon, and the evolved form of Larissa. Although quiet and secretive this Pokemon lashes its opponents with its whip and captures it’s prey in bondage attire.
Well at least this date wasn’t ruined. 😀
To quote a very popular vine video
Aw heeeeeeeelllllll naaaaaaaaaaawaahaaaaw!
This will be either really bad or really fortunate, depending on his tastes.
@ Shadowhammer123:
We never actually learned about the CONTENT of the pictures that Lydia saw, except that it was furry vixen pr0n. It could very well have been that the big-breasted blue vixens in the pictures were using whips and handcuffs themselves… in fact, it makes sense, if the fuzzy crew setting Steve up was looking for the most offensive images they could find. If this was the case, Lydia’s jump from fetish A to fetish B(dsm) mkes perfect sense.
@ John:
No, slowly get the f*** out there!
Don’t let her see you, and get a new look!
If you wanna see her true side, i dare you to have ___ with her and go to her house.
Look in ALL of her rooms! Even the Secret Room! Basement?
I kinda wanna think Steve is a lucky man, but on the other hand…..he’s probably scared stiff
Okay, how many of you all called it?
Shadowhammer123 wrote:
Actually, if I’m reading this correctly, Lydia merely assumes that Steve is a Furry, just because of what she’s seeing on his computer and his house, which was put there by Woo, Shadow, and Sid
Shadowhammer123 wrote:
I agree about that point though….to a certain extent, anyway….
I myself have a few fetishes, as well as curiosity about a few others….not everything’s so B/W in BDSM
saw it coming, greatly written though. true understanding of sentence structure and body language to tip those of us good at reading it off.
I do believe we need to see the next few scenes in VERY graphic detail… or is that just me?
Hello, Four-Paw Faux-Pas Matchmaking Services…?
I am like Woo and his friends before Lydia turned the revenge plot against them.
Wait a second… Steve’s profile name is SteveL… whereas Lydia called him Steve O’Connor…
So, what is his real name?
As I said before, Steve, “You might as well shoot yourself now, there is no way you are getting out of this one alive!”
On another note our forest friend now are going to pitty Steve more than loate him, I hope they feel bad for him until the end of the night.
Wow just wow these animals sure know how to fail at revenge. Hell they can take revenge on me any day if this kind of shit continues!
Her last name is Korolev, isn’t it?
ah god lydia a woman after my own heart, i think i might just die at the sheer joy if i could find a girl like that
For some reason when I saw the 3rd (5th?) panel, I thought of this scene from Roger Rabbit.
I’m… Really unsure how to feel about this. It’s not really a win for Steve, (Judging by his taste and personality he doesn’t seem like the type to be into BDSM and regardless of Steroetype, no, most guys would mind regardless of whether or not they’re having sex.) It’s not a win fir Lydia either, since this relationship sits on a throne of lies and deciept and will never last. (She knows nothing about him except that he can cook and has more kinks than… A kinky thing, and at least one of those is a definite lie. This relationship is destined to fail.) It’s not a win for Woo&Co since they got no revenge and no justice was served.
AND WHAT IN THE HELL IS IN THE OVEN?
Best ending ever!!!
Don’t take this too seriously people. Eh, I guess maybe it’s to be expected given that Novil has started addressing such serious topics lately, but let’s not forget that this *is* still a comic.
Hey, Lydia didn’t say who will use the whips and handcuffs on whom.
Anyone notice where Woo’s fist is hitting in the second panel?
some times the well thought out revenge plans back fire, other times they take a direction that still works but you’ll never expect.
… Tad skinny, and blondes aren’t my first pick. But the swing of those hips and the way she talks. RAWR.
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……..I can’t believe I actually called this.