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Here are excerpts from two of the player reviews:
Ludichris1: “Overall, fun story and good adventure gameplay with fitting voice actors (usually) and good music, sometimes VERY catchy. I would recommend this game and am glad I played it.”
The Inqusitor of Death: “Other than the odd and stiff animation, this game is amazing. It also stay[s] true to the web comics. […] Buy this game if you’re a fan of the web comic and like point and click adventure games.”
- Caption: In a dystopian future(*) in which laws no longer apply to megacorps…
- Travis Kalanick: We plant the bombs here, here, and here.
- Caption: * = 15 May 2017
- Caption: … in which humans have become slaves to increasingly intelligent robots…
- Roomba: Out of the way, meatbag!
- Caption: … and in which crime runs rampant…
- Sandra: Hey, that’s my pear!
- Larisa: Not anymore.
- Caption: … a young man faces one of the most difficult decisions of his life.
- Cloud: What should I get Sandra for her 13th birthday?
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sandra sure ages slowly. thought she would be older by now
A promise ring?
a new pear
rangeDSP wrote:
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@ rangeDSP:
I don’t know how to react to this suggestion. I don’t even know what it means.
Well you’re 13 now. So I would get you the whole set of Friday The 13th on Blu-ray now.
A purity ring?
Cloud is so stuck on ideas, even the poster behind his head has gone blank
[picture of Rene Descartes]
Yourself Cloud, yourself.
Something nice, but small. Something that she could either have near her bed (i.e., on a nightstand) or that she could wear (i.e., necklace, bracelet). Not super fancy, but not cheap either. If possible, something either emerald or reminiscent of emerald, since that’s the may birthstone.
Oh wait…this is a comedy webcomic…get her one of the FF games. 😛
Ooh! Get her a tiger!
CR Project Red? Seriously? I think you mean R.Talsorian Games who have the copyright for that bit of IP that is being licensed by CD Project Red. So if anyone was going to press charges, it’d almost certainly be them for this sort of usage. Of course, there’s a pretty low chance of that, but still.
@ rangeDSP:
Oh my gosh that’s great.
Get her what Justin Timberlake/Andy Samberg would get her – your d### in a box!
Offer to teach her self-defence?
It’s a useful skill + more time together (especially as she’s increasingly going the PI route).
Alternatively, something that would enhance her time with Woo.
Whatever it is, make sure it is something she asked for!
@ Sprainogre:
I guess you didn’t hear about CDPR trademarking the word “cyberpunk”.
Now this is just a sick idea I stole from Larisa’s mind, but Cloud should wrap himself up in a bow, stick himself in a present box, and leave himself at Sandra’s door.
Paris Kiran wrote:
knite wrote:
How about the little “Cloud Strife” Statue in the background? Then Sandra can “play” with Cloud all the time 😛
We NEED a judge dredd reference, even if it’s a small one.
@ Francisco:
I like the idea of Cloud becoming a detective with her. Qoo would have to keep quiet while Sandy South and <Cloud’s alternate name> investigate another criminal misdeed.
BlitztheComicGuy wrote:
Lol, it could be a print of that famous painting of just white.
TvTropesgotmehooked wrote:
A white cat lost in a snow storm?
@ Turrosh Mak:
keep the receipt, she’ll just exchange it for something else
Sandra is actually going to reach her teens? – in the comic? The world is ending…. 😉
@ shazz_smifff:
That is cute as f***, but no.
https://www.sfmoma.org/artwork/98.308.A-C
@ Lplus:
Had to happen. End of the world commences…
A bag of sand.
That may or not earn him a punch in the face for the pun, but I think he can handle the PUNishment.
Besides, another commenter with better memory should soon remember something Sandra loves and suggest it soon, anyway.
I’m worried about trying that game. I’ve had assigned voice overs for every character in this comic (Vic Mignogna as Woo!) for years. If I hear different voices now I’ll have to go back and read the whole archive over from scratch! That’s almost nine hundred comics! I’m swamped as is!
I don’t wanna lose Luci Christian as Larisa!
dudeman wrote:
Hey she only lives two days a week, so of course.
Where’s the KoTOR reference though?
@ Triniking1234:
Placating Statement: Do not worry, you are only a meatbag. This lapse in memory would be more embarrassing for someone without organic limitations.
Isn’t it CD Projekt?
@ Gardian20:
People are notoriously misspelling their name.
A training bra.
The cyberpunk wouldn’t be so bad, but, you can bet Apple would advertise their lastest I-ball
Hopefully nothing illegal.
@ dudeman:
Still faster than Ash Ketchum though.
A destroyed Fourth Wall?
Unbenownst to Sandra, Richard has been secretly working on an adventure video game in his spare time, featuring his daughter as protagonist… 😀
Naturally, it was beta tested by the other members of the Williams clan (possibly with antagonists suggested by the female half… on the other hand, Yuna would probably have suggested antagonists only suitable for Nightmare Mode).
@ Novil:
Yes, this must become the new story thread. I’d watch it for free.
Movie tickets! Watch GOTG2 with her and then go to the mall to buy a Rocket costume for Woo.
An autographed copy of Wiles’s proof of Fermat’s Last Theorem.
From what we’ve seen so far, a helmet.
Hey, if Yuna is good at mathematics, and Sandra wants to become a mathematician, perhaps Cloud could finagle Yuna into giving Sandra lessons of sorts..
Considering Sandra’s birthday is 19-10-2008, Cloud have more than 4 years worth of time to think about this. Leaving away casual choises, he still have a lot of options. For example, a deciphered copy of the Book of Woo.
If they’re going to sue you for anything, it’s for misspelling “CD Projekt.”
Penpencilansbrush wrote:
Still faster than the Simpsons though.
Then Sandra starts hinting a gift card for Victoria Secrets… and Cloud has to go in himself to buy one.
True Story.
@ Evil Russian Hacker:
I kinda recall that. But how would trademark apply to this? This work and medium is too far separated to have trademark concerns. It would require some sort of copyright infringement to be a legal issue. (And, realistically, it would be a stretch for anyone to have a copyright issue, but with how copyright is so often treated…)
Although I did misspell CD Projekt RED. That’s my bad.
Darkarma wrote:
Victoria’s Secret was founded by Roy Raymond, and his wife Gaye, in San Francisco, California, on June 12, 1977.
Raymond studied the lingerie market for eight years before borrowing $40,000 from his parents and $40,000 from a bank to establish Victoria’s Secret: a store in which men could feel comfortable buying lingerie. The company’s first store was located in Stanford Shopping Center in Palo Alto, California.
Raymond picked the name “Victoria” after Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom to associate with the refinement of the Victorian era. The “Secret” was what was hidden underneath the clothes.
besides for someone who wore a dress to rescue Aerith, going in to a store to buy a gift card, shouldn’t be that embarrassing