[1179] Character Editor I
└ posted on Thursday, 21 May 2020, by Novil
This is one of those strips where you’re afraid as a writer that many readers will not understand what exactly is going on in the last panel. But if you make it more explicit (pun intended), it would ruin the joke.
- Sandra: Yesterday, the demo for Cyberpunk 2077 was released. This is its much discussed character editor. It allows you to customize your character in almost any way you want.
- Sandra: At last, we’ve been given the tools to overcome the typical male power fantasy and create a realistic hero! A character who no longer is the mere object of our lust and want, but a hero who truly represents us!
- Sandra: Who am I kidding…?
- Luna: Ah, I see you’re a woman of culture as well.
Well, I can only suspect what’s going on, and this suspicion comes from my knowledge of the typical dirty minds of women (who are, in truth much worse than men :P).
But apart from that, the joke does fly over my head.
that much mouse drag would make it longer then his whole height.
I love it
RandomDice wrote:
Ahh, I didn’t notice that little detail ^^
Then Sandra and Luna just masturbate to the character they’ve made and never actually play the game…
@ Arent:
Cyberpunk allegedly lets you customize your genitals. Havent seen it yet tho might be gigantic hoax.
Crypto wrote:
I’m pretty sure it’s a hoax. They know perfectly well that mods for such things will come up almost immediately. There is no reason for them to wade into these waters.
“Sandra, why does your avatar look like Cloud……and why does he have a 10 inch wang”
Well, after charácter creation on many games we can see women with breasts more biggers than herself.
Can i start to worry about our culture and the way we go?
Well… To ruin a joke, there had to be something left to ruin in the first place.
The whole thing kinda fell flat to begin with. Is kind the lowest bar you can grab at.
Alan Richmon wrote:
It would be much more worrisome if people wouldn’t be interested in sex & family/raising children at all.
Video games used to accomplish the same effect via symbols, e.g. a character who carried a broadsword taller than himself, or an extremely large hammer.
Would Sandra’s new character also keep his equipment in “hammer space”?
Move the angle of her left arm slightly left and you make it more explicit. Fingering, is what I mean for those who couldn’t tell. While looking at the dongus.
Arent wrote:
Going by that motion, and your average boob physics in character creators..
it’s out and *up* …. 😉
Commenters worried that people will lose interest in various physiological possibilities needn’t do so; they already benefitted from the outcome as many times as they’re ever going to.
So who is she kidding? We need answers!!!
RandomDice wrote:
There is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
Meh, she would have to yo-yo that thing up and down a few dozen times just for entertainment value.
I wonder if she’s basing it on Cloud.
Are you being bombarded by emails asking for the uncensored version, Mr. Knorzer?
Back up a second: never mind the character editor, there’s a new Cyberpunk 2077 demo?
It was almost too big,too thick,too long to be [insert object] but it was [insert said object] nontheless-meme
@ Person:
To drop the bar even lower he could provide uncensored versions of such clips for high patreon ranks…
Hm, perhaps he already does that, with the occasional cloud/sandra clip to boost. The internet is a weird place.
I love the last panel. The facial expression of the three of them, and the comment. Perfect! 🙂
Looks like neither Sandra nor Luna will create anything which Bikini Armor Battle Damage will have to critique anytime soon.
On another note, I was worried about Woo’s tail before in the strip below, but now the association is even more… eh.. unfortunate. Unless that is exactly what Novil and Powree had in mind. 🙂
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2019/10/30/artwork-sandrapunk-2077/
Velgar wrote:
It’s true! I can’t think of any bars that can be grabbed on the male body that are lower than that one.
Regarding the legibility of the joke: At first I thought she was placing the censor bar on it, thinking it was a “we don’t wanna see that” joke. Last panel didn’t jive with that so I had to reread, and on the second read having the punchline, it was easy to parse.
As a woman of culture, wouldn’t she be installing a fig leaf? It’s traditional, after all.
Very good, I see Sandra is a healthy teenager ^^
I mean, if it’s a fantasy, then yeah, why wouldn’t you go big? When I dream of winning the lottery, I don’t dream of winning $100. Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t be happy to win $100 in real life though.
@ AnotherBear:
AnotherBear wrote:
No, most fig leaves were added by puritans after the fact.
While the discussion is focusing on Sandra’s thoughts and actions let us recall Luna’s preferences
@ just a guy:
….and I didn’t format the link correctly
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/10/26/0932-still-waters/
I am surprised I haven’t seen any comments yet complaining how this is so uncharacteristic of Sanda, isn’t she 13, why would she ever be this dirty…. Honestly? I remember having a window into the online life of 13-year-old girls when I was near that age. It’s pretty much spot on.
Iam not into computer games, but I am into SF.
Cyberpank is dead! >:(
We all live in the Post-Cyberpunk era.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PostCyberPunk
*tap *tap
https://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-841-the-ultimate-shopping-list/
The power of dong compels you!
Ah, I see you are an author of culture, as well.
No one comments on the real problem? 🙂
Why did she chose a “male” as a representative hero?
I dont know about a new demo, but I heard some people were up in arms about the trans-gender used to advertise some thing at the start of the last demo
shazz_smifff wrote:
if their refer to the bit I think their refering to it’s 12:50, just after you leave the elevater The female figure in one of those advertisements very clearly has a penis. The ad is for a soft drink called ChroManticore that tastes of “16 flavours you’d love to mix.” The copy encourages you to “mix it up,” an apparent reference to the trans model in the poster.
@ Nick Gipson:
That much mouse motion is NOT producing a meer 10 inches… it’s more like “how does he walk without tripping”?
I wonder if the game will access a mobility disadvantage? The gameplay demos I have seen look pretty sophisticated…
@ jmkool:
even though 13 was 18 years ago for me, I still remember just how dirty most of the chicks I grew up with were, and later on when I joined the army it was even worse.
lawd have MERCY the libido on the ladies never fails to amaze. god bless humanity! people don’t realize man, most girls have already hit puberty by 4 or 5 years by the time they’re a teenager, it’s why they all have that boy-crazy phase. I should know, I had 5 friggin younger sisters to deal with. the youngest came out as bi, and she was by far the worst!
i really want that demo to be real
Nick/Tyrong wrote:
No need because one look at the movement of her mouse indicates she’s obviously dragging the scales to make the dick bigger.
Pretty sure this game is 18+… She should not be even close to it… i know the dad is againts Ducks but man, need to take care of what Sandy is looking at the internet
I get all the mouse dragging, but not the “woman of culture” part..?
The author comments seem to imply that the joke here is something obscure when no one over the age of 12 is going to miss this joke
If I recall the controversy from the rumors, it was something about them adding the peen slider after removing a boob slider, or something along those lines. Buuuuut, I’m too lazy to look it up.
@ sieler:
Because if you’re going to stare at an ass for hours on end, it may as well be a nice one.
San dra is indeed a woman, not a child anymore, of culture, she knows her quotes
”
Dr. Frankensteen: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frankensteen: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frankensteen: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He’s going to be very popular.
“
Imagine the outrage, if Cloud and his friends would use the slider on the Breastsize slider…..