[0508] We Need To Talk
└ posted on Thursday, 5 September 2013, by Novil
Since this week’s strips are just re-runs from last week, I decided to also post all commissioned wallpapers used as voting incentives on TopWebComics! on SandraAndWoo.com for the first time over the course of this and the next week. Here are the wallpapers #9 to #12.
Click on the preview images to download the wallpapers. They were drawn by: Hofarts, Wanaca, Spoofee Pandah, Exarrdian.
In addition, here are two more wallpapers drawn by Powree:
- Ye Thuza: Honey?
- David: Yes?
- Ye Thuza: We need to talk!
- Ye Thuza: About whether we should eat the sushi before or after having some “fun” in the bedroom.
![[0508] We Need To Talk](/comics/2013-09-05-0508-we-need-to-talk.png "[0508] We Need To Talk")
Tough question. How about both?
@ Freedom to Piss:
An interesting way to foreplay… Although the smells of fish might be too much.
I prefer after… since you’ll have to use a lot of energy to have fun
I thought it would be simple. The sabretoothed squirrel drags the prey back to her lair, along with any inanimate food that happens to be around, and then feasts at her leisure. >:=)>
If they think that’s complicated, they should try being a ruminant. Bring up and chew cud? Swap cud? That’s two more modes of behaviour that have to be negotiated around. And let’s not even talk about lagomorphs… >:=)>
I like the Sandra and Woo characters sooo much….. Could you try and find a way to make older versions of them characters in your Gaia? You could have a talking raccoon there. Anybody agree?
Erm… I think before… If he is not impotent sushi will get spoiled before they’ll finish…
*10 minutes later*
David: Wait, honey, what are you doing with the chopsticks?
Interpret that how you wish…;)
“We need to talk!” << Might as well eat first; David'll need the time to let his heart settle after hearing that phrase! 😉
“My first thought was ‘that thing where the people eat the sushi off the naked lady’, anyone else?”
…nope, just not as funny the second time around, I’m afraid.
They’re not going to have sex, are they?
I think she created the confusion intentionally. Talk about subverted expectations…
I know of very few types of sushi that don’t leave an unsexy aftertaste in the mouth.
@ Brothernature0:
Nah. “Fun” in the bedroom means seeing who can keep a straight face the longest when the other is trying to do backflips jumping on the bed.
Although I’m pretty sure they’ve had sex at least twice. Something tells me Ye Thuza has something else in mind.
Unrelated to the comic, I have to express my dislike of the site you’re posting the newest comics to first. Even if we sign up for the site, they’re not going to allow us to view your comics until the middle of October. I know we can get them here afterwards, but that site, labeling this excellent comic as premium and requiring a paid subscription to view it there is a little out there for me.
Related to the comic, the look on David’s face in the second panel is priceless!
Did you ever get my e-mail, Novil? I never got a reply, so I’m not sure if you did or not.
this is an evil way of remembering me that I am single.
@ Neospector:
Heh, actually “body sushi” did come to mind for a moment. Of course, knowing these two, “fun” in the bedroom could just mean they’ve got a new X-Box One in there they are dying to break in. 🙂
@ Neospector:
Same for me.
Silly Ye Thuza. You have it during the foreplay of course. So during.
Practically speaking, as long as they’re going to keep the sushi in the fridge until they eat it, I think that “fun in the bedroom” should take priority.
You folks think you have trouble, just being single at the moment. I’ve been single all my life and at my current age, there are no realistic prospects. Besides that, the after-effects of an operation to remove bowel cancer mean that I’d need serious medical intervention for some “bedroom fun”. And the little blue pills are totally useless to me.
What I’m saying is: stop grumbling and go find a prospective life partner while you still have the chance. Also be thankful for what you have.
Before, after, and DURING.
she’s naked
Fanservice, anyone?
I’ve never had sushi, where I’m from its either a kebab shop or a chippy… Always wanted to try, though eating raw fish seems quite strange. Is it good?
@ Its Only Luke:
Sushi isn’t actually raw fish. It can include it, but the raw meat (not necessarily fish) is actually “sashimi”. Sushi are a combination of rice and other ingredients, usually tightly wrapped or wrapped together with sea weed.
See also, wikipedia.
What’s funny is people whined and whined with the meat strips, saying how it’d teach young children (as though any read this comic) to be vegans, but Ive yet t see ANY complaining about this OBVIOUS sexual tryst that’s about to happen. I really hope that means all those morons are gone now.
Won’t SOMEBODY PLEASE think of the children!?
Awww- Since when do you have to pay to read Sandra and Woo? On MM, they tell me. Have to pet to see the latest page. :c
Its Only Luke wrote:
NO!!!!!!! 😉 Just kidding! Everyone has their own opinion of course.
Yes; I have tried maybe a dozen different sushi items from a platter especially chosen for me by sushi-loving friends. There were a couple of things that would’ve kept me from starving, if necessary, but nothing I would actually -ask for-. 🙂 To each his own. 🙂
Its Only Luke wrote:
Fun fact: Not all sushi is raw. You need three (or more) ingredients for sushi: rice (prepared in a way to make it sticky), nori (edible seaweed), and something else, which is often raw fish, but not always. You can have vegetarian sushi and sushi with cooked fish. I had a shrimp tempura (Japanese batter fried) sushi roll once. It was delicious.
But yes, raw fish sushi is good with a little wasabi to give it a kick. If stored and prepared properly, there should be minimal risk of food poisoning.
@ Someone:
If your sushi smells like fish, you’re not getting fresh, and you should definitely be cooking it.
Cap’n Coconuts wrote:
You don’t actually need nori for sushi. My favorite happens to be nigiri-zushi, which is sushi rice with a strip of sashimi on top. (Also, I happen to like red snapper far more than tuna.)
@ Neospector:
At least you got to say it again before someone else did. Otherwise it would be like when your with a group of friends and you say something really funny but not quite loud enough, but then the guy next to you hears it and says it louder which causes everyone to laugh. I hate it when that happens!
@ Freedom to Piss:
How about DURING! LOL
You know whatd be really fun. if she was the sushi. then again that would take an ungodly amount of rice
There can be only one logical answer: before.
Fish spoils if you leave it standing out for too long, and you can probably use some extra energy for what is about to happen. 😉
Haven’t had sushi yet, but there are about 3 or 4 sushi shops in town which mum has been to so she can tell me what is ‘safe’ for me to eat (extremely picking about new foods: have memory problems, except when it comes to food, so bad foods last for way longer than they should)
Used to eat sashimi and crab-sticks (with either tartare or thousand island dressing) all the time
During.
Why did you draw Sandra and cloud as steam punks
@ Someone:
To say nothing of toxic tuna roll gas….
Or during, tee hee hee
wait some fun…*gasps* WERE GONNA BUILD A PILLOW FORT 😀
… David is winning in life so bad … he is the life goals … holy moly the awesomeness of him
Nick/Tyrong wrote:
I’d rather think of the chilled rum.
Hm late to the comment, but…
Better having sushi before as it is already prepared. Staying there for the end of activities may lead to worse condition of the sushi and even spoilage.
I’d say after because it couldn’t taste any worse if we wait.