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![[0599] Question 3](/comics/2014-07-17-0599-question-3.png "[0599] Question 3")
In the next strips we’ll see the reaction of Cloud’s mom to all of this…
- Cloud: Mrs. Cambridge, in question 3…
- Dorothy Cambridge: Yes?
- Cloud: … you gave Sandra two points and me only one although both answers are identical.
- Dorothy Cambridge: Similar, Cloud, not identical! It’s not only what you say, but also how you say it. Men finally have to understand this!
- Cloud: It’s a multiple-choice question.
- Dorothy Cambridge: Your point is…?
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MY point is: F*CK YOU AND BURN IN HELL BESIDES LANDON’S MOTHER!
AHWilliamPenn wrote:
No it’s because there are Trolls and Haters on this site that love to rate the first 5 comments good and dislike everything that either they don’t want to agree to, or things they just can’t handle. But hey h8rs gonna h8 and trolls are gonna troll. Don’t let it get to your head.
Oh boy Cloud’s mom is gonna kick some ass! Woooohooo!
Isn’t she supposed to be the head of the moral police?
@ Levin:
There won’t be enough of her left for either.
@ Switch Master:
have you forgotten what he can do with a butter knife? when the teacher tries to report him, they’ll just think she’s crazy
Hey, I get that this is a gross over-parody of feminism, and it is your comic, etc. That said, I don’t wanna read this anymore. It’s just ruining my day. I think I’ll come back in a month or so. Sorry Novil, but this is becoming too much. I come to S&W because I need a lift. Normally I get it, but dealing with this, so close to whatever Landon’s mom was, it’s just bumming me out.
This is where Cloud, wearing sprint shoes, premeemptive materia, and sneak attack materia, should have used Hades-added effect attacks and followed it up with mime, mime, mime, W-Summon Bahamut Zero linked up with Quadra-magic, Knights of Round, then followed up with omnislash. *”Victory Fanfare” plays in the background*
Hey, people. All we have to do is wait for the come-uppance. It will come.
It.
Will.
Come.
It will also be glorious.
@ LaughGirl:
I tried so hard to come up with this concept in my head
So awesome
@ Renaissance: had some jackass try that with me on my honors English class, even though I actually had the right answer and she DIDNT. still tried to pass her and fail me. a quick trip to the superintendent’s office later, turns out a quick round of grilling shows they were hooking up outside of class.
jerk almost cost me my honors diploma. I was NOT letting that slide.
I think I shold stop reading the comments. Or at least the downrated ones. All it does is make me wonder why some people criticize the unexpressed thoughts or analyse unknown past experiences of people they likely never even seen.
In the comic, the word “feminism” or the like was never used, what makes one ponder about if “feminism” “equalitarism” “genderism” “communism” or “prism” is actually the right word to what the comic means? 🙂
Ok, as a satire of extremist fringe feminism, this fails, not because of its clumsy heavy-handedness–though that is certainly egregious–but because of its inattention to details.
A strident mouth-foaming wacko feminist like Dorothy Cambridge would never NEVER allow herself to be addressed as “Mrs.”, even if she was married to another woman (sorry, “womyn”) and took that person’s last name as her own. It would be “Ms.” only.
oh GOD she’s actually making me angry.
I find this story arc increasingly unfunny. I will come back, when it’s finished
Mr. Knorzer,
Please stop digging this hole you’rd already in. This might actually be funny if I hadn’t heard similar things from a kazillion guys who are the mirror image of Mrs name I forgot. Guys whose own words sound like satire. Guys in the house and Senate. Yes, I’ve personally experienced anti- male sexism. And was upset. But it was memorable because it’s so rare.
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As for those people who are always looking for a social justice issue, they must have blindfolds on. Anyone who stops ignoring such issues will see plenty. Lots of people are very skilled at this kind of selective vision.
What are you guys trying to prove, that your fanbase is desperately of the male-with-victim-complex variety? If so, great success. Now hit us with the twist already!
o_o KILL.
*cough!* Um, I mean, this is really… unjust and, and this caricature should not be allowed to even be a janitor in a school and…
=_= Screw it. KILL~! Get Ye Thuza in here already! =_=
This strip reminds me of my elementary school teacher. Girls get better grades because “girls are supposed to get better grades”…
@ Nachtschattengewächs:
Bravo and well said. Just imagine Woo rallying all the raccoons to Sandra’s aid. Boy, that would be interesting. Still, I’d like to see this woman after one class with everyone’s favorite little pyromaniac…I wonder how many things are going to burst into flame before her mindset changes. She’ll probably label her as a boy.
@ Nachtschattengewächs:
Cambridge:”You have been taught that the male population at large can be right…this, is, a, LIE!”
Cloud:”It’s not a lie I…”
Is anyone else reminded of Ms Barch from Daria?
@ Levin:
We’ll need neither.
Because those two options imply that the body will be found.
Can we get past the Nazi feminist arc already? Preferably with some sort of ultra karma.
@ SaveTheKakapo:
I don’t…do you know what a Social Justice Warrior is? -_- They aren’t out for equality. They are out to try and pin the blame of every bad thing on straights, whites, and males. According to Social Justice Warriors, especially Tumblr ones, white people should not eat Mexican, Chinese, etc. food or speak/learn different languages because it is “cultural appropriation” and “an insult to other cultures”. I have seen Social Justice Warriors get mad just because someone knows Sign Language. According to them CIS Whites are scum that should either be eradicated or jailed. Hell, I’ve been told I should kill myself by them because I am a straight, white male.
So no, we are not marginalizing anyone or anything when we use that term. We are calling out a group of people who do not understand the first thing about equality who attempt to spread hate under the guise feminism. Social Justice Warriors are everything that true feminists and people for equality should dislike.
You know…it’s the first time I hated a Sandra and Woo Character,
at first I was “ok…they made so her job is to be annoying”
But god damn it..it looks like she is doing her job too well…..
dark ninja wrote:
Huh, interesting point ninja. But if we’re talking about being petty and Mrs Cambridge, then I’m sure a tooth pick should do the trick. It should play out as…
Mrs Cambridge: Cloud what are you doing with that toothpick?
Cloud: Um, using it.(you moron)
Mrs Cambridge: well give it here. Only the dominant Sex can use such powerful and deadly utensils.
You also shouldn’t brush your teeth. How dare men clean themselves when they are dirty and ignorant! Also you get suspension you trouble maker!
Cloud: WTF?
Sandra: WTF?
Larissa: WTF where did I put my zippo at?
@ Deko:
What about Harriet?
@ PfeffaHain:
Ms. Barch was pretty bad, but I’d still rate her head and shoulders above Cambridge.
First because Ms. Barch was actually treated badly by a man, namely her ex-husband, explaining her rage.
Second, Ms. Barch was still capable of feeling affection for a man, namely Mr. O’Neill, when he just listened to her and treated her with sensitivity.
Yes, she was still crazy as a barrel of March hares, but a better person than Cambridge, who is out to lunch, tea and dinner for what seem to be ideological reasons, rather than emotional ones.
Such stupidity cannot be cured. It can only be killed. Painfully.
Yeah, I think I hate her, now.
Cloud’s mom vs. feminist teacher (who is really female chauvinist, not feminist)–this will be EPIC!!!
To those expecting a response from Ye Thuza, if there is one then the writer has failed. Anyone who is really interested in liberty and politics knows that public schools are miniature police states designed to indoctrinate children. They are specifically modeled after the Prussian system which was designed to teach obedience and conformity. Horace Mann, the father of public education in America picked this system to turn out factory workers and soldiers. It’s one of the reasons the wealthy do not send their kids to public schools.
If the writer has not simply fallen into the typical misconception that public schools are about education then Ye Thuza would have warned Cloud about all of this and only sent him to a public school as training for living in and resisting a police state. In that case her riding to his rescue here would be counter productive. This will be his first true test of what to do when faced with oppression from the state.
My point is, you’re a CUNT!
come on cloud, you can take her… (use the buster…)
@ Tzivya:
Hopefully with an actual punch. Delivered by Ye Thuza or her daughter (whose name I momentarily forget).
@ Korien:
Maybe read the comments section. There are people that are sharing actual, real-life experiences with teachers like this.
@ sweeneyrod:
Well, maybe they’d get paid more if they understood the concept of “confounding variables.”
http://www.amazon.com/Why-Men-Earn-More-Startling/dp/0814472109
That teacher is a sexist who is just as bad as the misnoygists who still linger in our society. Equal is equal, and if I were her student, I would sue her for discrimination. Or trap her in a room with a bunch of male sexists. And an assortment of firearms.
Is this comic supposed to be a parody of bad parodies of feminism? I hope so, because if it’s supposed to be a straightforward parody of feminism, it ain’t working.
@ Renaissance:
People like this woman are a satire.
A satire of humanity.
And they aren’t funny.
@ GnarlyDoug:
And what better forms of education are there to schools? The exact same thing happening with the kids’ parents? The kids learning everything from a corrupt church? Mandatory NPR sessions?
Ye Thuza is a revolutionary because she sees oppression in the world. She’s not looking to force LearnLiberty down everyone’s throats.
Sorry if this sounds a bit flamey, but please reply with explanations. It is something that I am legitimately curious about.
@ Tsunami:
But what about North Korea and Chinese Campaign to Suppress Counter-Revolutionaries where people were publicly executed and all the farmers and landlords who were beaten to death when their land was taken? And didn’t Castro execute mentally disabled people because the state couldn’t afford to take care of them?
I won’t say that other forms of government haven’t had slaughters in their history but lumping everything communist countries do wrong into the categories “happened in Soviet Russia” and “didn’t happen” is kind of delusional.
Monopolies were a horror here in the United States. That doesn’t mean that the East India Trading Company of Great Britain were a bunch of great humanitarians.
@ Rock:
I honestly forgot about Cloud’s mom. I’m suddenly cool with this going on for as long as it has to.
Cloud: you want to see a real example of female empowerment? Bring in the principal tomorrow and wait right there.
@ Tzivya:
With the emphasis on ‘punch’. C’mon, Ye Thuza!
Will Sandra and Larisa form the Boy Liberation Army with Ye Thuza as military advisor?
Will Mrs. Cambridge somehow end up in the forest and be eaten by raccoons?
Is it one of the days where Larisa is allowed to set things on fire?
Questions, questions…..
@ Levin:
Ambulance. There is no way Ye Thuza would ever let her off so easy as to require a Hearse. In fact one would wonder if she would let it be so easy as an Ambulance. Ambulances involve witnesses.
Nachtschattengewächs wrote:
All of the above. With Ye Thuza leading, victory is within reach.
Woo can handle the logistics and dining arrangements.
Larisa can destroy the rest of the evidence… with FIRE!
@ Flareblitz:
Typical male response. It’s time you learn some respect for women 😉
@ Landbark:
They are not fighting feminism, they are fighting feminazism. Feminism is the push for equality of females with males, something everyone should favor. Feminazism is the push to destroy and demean the male, and to set the female above the male in all respects.
As fire can not put out fire, hate can not destroy hate.
As a guide, if you switch a label and that changes whether something is good or bad, then you are wrong about one of them. Changing a label, and keeping the same good/bad is the key to equality.