[0860] Pervert!
└ posted on Monday, 13 February 2017, by Novil
Steins;Gate fans (and people who want to become one) should not miss the news article about my encounter with an IBM 5100 I just posted. It contains a few encoded messages that shouldn’t be too hard to decode for hobby cryptographs.

- Larisa: I never knew that you’re such a pervert, Cloud.
- Cloud: I’m not!
- Rintaro Okabe: Is everyone okay!?
- Cloud: “Steins;Gate” has a fantastic science-fiction story with lovable characters! And there’s not a single lewd scene in it!
- Larisa: I’ll believe it when I see it.
- Kurisu Makise: Kyaaa! What are you doing!?
- Cloud: Except for this one, apparently…
- Sandra: Cloud…!
For reference, here’s a copy of the original John Titor messages, which are the base of all this IBM 5100 mess 🙂
http://paranormalis.com/threads/original-chat-log-john-titor-october-14-2000.3219/
Thats more lewd stuff then we have ever seen in sandra and woo 🙂
Really? What about the scene where Woo was mating Lily on the top of a table and Lily had that stoned look on her face?
@ Crystalgate:
I don’t remember that scene. Link?
My brother watches a lot of anime. His opinion of ones that contain a semicolon in the title isn’t that great.
Yep, Steins;Gate is amazing. Though honestly I don’t remember that scene either… was that only in the manga?
@ Ajedi32:
I remember it. It’s definitely in the VN.
@Ajedi32 Steins;Gate isn’t based on a manga, it’s based on a visual novel. That means computer game. And yes, it has some lewdness, but avoids all-out nudity. It’s relatively quite tame.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Steins;Gate is like Street Fighter 2. Nobody remembers 1, and nobody cares about 3.
Then again, to some degree, can’t really blame people for that. In both cases.
@ Feather Quill Inkpot:
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2014/11/27/0637-culture-clash/
I’m surprised this one isn’t named “Hentai!”
SEPPUKU
Doom.
For reference, here’s Steins;Gate: https://vndb.org/v2002
I always hate it when I claim a video game is good for kids, when the one disturbing part that I forgot about happens. “Don’t worry, Mom. The T rating is just for the swords and stuff. You don’t even fight anything other than monsters.” *People disturbingly turning into monsters* “…see? Uh… monsters.”
@ Pony-kour:
Rating systems make little to no sense. What they deem inappropriate or appropriate hardly standardized and most of the time they will only note content when done in “excess.”
Ah, Cloud, I also was once a teenager. No need for the embarrassment (especially around Larissa) you’re perfectly normal.
Never doubt that there is a lewd scene in anything made by Japan!
Dare you to do a comic about the trauma involved in the ‘sequel’.
I have to admit that the expressions on all three in the last panel are great. Between Larisa’s smirking smile and sideways glance, Sandra’s speaking glance (I can almost put Desi Arnaz in there saying “Lucy…..” ) and Cloud’s dying of embarrassment (at least as bad as when he had his problem at the beach a few years back) it just all comes together. Yet another reason I’ve been reading this webcomic for so long and look forward to doing so for many years to come.
If anyone is going to instantly find a lewd scene, it is Larisa.
That’s Pervfect, thank you very much.
Larisa’s son will have a lot of problems with hiding porn on his PC 😉 She will find them faster than Woo finds a squirrel.
Lol. Unless I misremember, that shower scene is the only scene with actual nudity in the visual novel. Bad luck Cloud!
However, there is some violence and tame gore.
This reminds me of when I hear people say that Clannad “doesn’t have any ecchi fan service.” Yes it does. You just don’t remember it.
That’s not shock on Sandra’s face. That’s intrigue.
Honestly, why are girls “allowed” to be perverts, but boys not? That is discrimination, I tell you, discrimination!
Trust Larisa to find it.
ADULTERER!
Ops, sorry, wrong comics…. 😀
I thought it was Sandra and woo, not Sandra, cloud, anotherGirlIForgotTheNameOfBecauseIDidntReallyCareAboutHer
@ Triste Cordis:
I had to grin when i read that, then a sad thought, Larissa is unlikely to have children, her problems are genetic, I dont think she would risk it.
At Cloud’s age I was into science fiction stories without any lewd scenes. But then, there was no Internet to make more interesting material readily available, and the school library didn’t have any “visual novels” (i.e. comic books).
Arent wrote:
You notice that neither Larissa nor Saundra are actually offended in the last panel?
And thats why u should’t EVER read visual novels with girls around u, might turn nasty fast…
Especially with the japanese stuff, they can really surprise u sometimes..
Cloud, there is only one possible way out of this: the window.
…darn, you’re outside. Try and find a cliff or a nice bush to dive through instead.
Agarax wrote:
You’re confusing with “graphic novels”. Visual novels are computer games, not comic books.
Mechwarrior wrote:
That was just a joke. Of course women are much worse than men, they are just better at covering it up,
@ rciky:
DANGEROUSLY CHLOE!
Pffft, that’s nothing compared to others!
BUSTED!
I caught up? 🙁 Now i have to wait just like the rest of you for updates. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! On the plus side, i get to comment in real time now <3
Question: Is there a real Larissa?
and if “yes” – do you have her number? <3
Rule no. 1 on gaming: If it gets nsfw, it means someone’s looking, or you’re at risk of someone doing that.
@ Arioch:
If there is, you just have to follow the Sirens.
@ Triste Cordis:
She will not only find her son’s porn stash, she will critique it, make recommendations, and offer links to find better porn. It will be humiliating for the boy for a while.
It only gets worse when he finds the infamous “Landon Sext” image.
Jeffepp wrote:
I’m so sorry I don’t know your address so I can come shake your hand and congratulate you face-to-face.
isn’t one of them a trap?
Now, why does Larisa’s face in the fourth panel remind me of a Lenny face?
I was gone for a little while. And when I come back, suddenly I see Larissa is fighting cupids, saving boy scouts and becoming a succubis. Had to read through from the beginning to catch up.
@ Triste Cordis:
maybe, but somehow I don’t think she’d mind her kids watching such things… assuming she makes the kids fast enough but given the rate shes heading… I really doubt that’ll be a problem despite the short time she has to do it 😛
I get that it’s a joke that this visual novel only has a single scene like this, but this needs to be the final strip about it, otherwise it’ll devolve into that blatantly one-sided, over-the-top, breakup-worthy teasing like when they were at the lake and Larisa noticed the problem with Cloud’s trousers.