[1070] Man Of Culture
└ posted on Monday, 25 March 2019, by Novil
- Julia: What the hell is your problem?
- Gilligan: My problem is that you two still aren’t together.
- Julia: Why do you even want that?
- Gilligan: Because you’re made for each other! That’s what my infallible instinct for the best ships is telling me!
- Julia: Instinct for the best ships?
- Gilligan: Like InuYasha/Kikyo.
- Julia: … Good choice.
- Gilligan: Harry/Hermione and Ron/Luna.
- Julia: Interesting suggestion.
- Gilligan: Aang/Toph!
- Julia: Excellent taste!
- Zoey: Don’t encourage him!
- Gilligan: Zoey/Julia.
- Julia: Hmmmmm…
- Zoey: Wa– wait a sec!
Why “Moment Mal” is in German?
I’m starting to wonder if Novil is baiting people with the random German. The pairing that creepigan is suggesting looks very much like reader bait to me. That or Novil is really stressed or for some other reason out of tune. He did also put up the non existing “19 1069 Otp” strip (only seen by supporters). I just don’t know what’s going on with this arc.
Crystalgate wrote:
ikr
He posted that he is in japan. When I‘m travelling, I have a hard time just to read twitter.
Well the English equivalent would be
Wa-
Wait a second
Well looks like Zoey gets her girlfriend after alll… Still convinced its a dream though
@ LordTylus:
Also the German words could also be intentional.
Have you never used word of a different language when speechless? Maybe Zoey has German relatives. I shall write novil about 20 mails now to find out *giggle*
LordTylus wrote:
Yeah I often say “блин” when situation is getting out of hand a bit…
Sorry, Powee has left one bubble untranslated again.
So it should be something like: “W-wait a minute!”?
But what is Zoey wearing? It could be just a frilly night shirt and knickers? So it might be a dream after all… Will she wake up and realize that she is attracted by Julia? And there is a chance that Novil has a great ending in storage for Gilligan… A dream world offers a lot of opportunities for doing away with obnoxious creatures like that, including self combustion (or combustion by Larissa). 🙂
I imagine if it is a dream, it ends with Zoey and Julia about to make out and then she wakes up to find Gilligan in her room whispering things into her ear as she sleeps.
he’s got a doctorate in shipping
No, no, no. You’ve got it all wrong. Harry/Luna all the way.
@ CinCoutMagus:
Waves “Team Outsider” banner
Reporting: “Hermine” is “Hermione” in English, and “Moment mal” has been left in German
Marteri wrote:
Good observation. Is it foreshadowing? Pages will tell. I’m looking for Gilligan to get a right ding on the ear, myself.
Good choice of Ships, all were and are still commented, but none is canon.
@ CinCoutMagus:
Good judgement.
no No NO, it’s Sokka/Toph. Zuko/Katara. Leaving Aang/Suki. Start the flame wars now everyone, burn the internet to the ground.
Just Kidding, but really, Toph has shown feelings for Sokka, not Aang. He has pretty poor taste if he thinks that Aang/Toph would work.
Nightie-wear dream sequence confirmed! Now pay up folks… wait, we didn’t place bets. Sorry. :-}
So here’s my next guess, which I admit is much more speculative this time. I think Zoey has noticed Julia in her waking life and has been angsting over whether to ask her out. “Gilligan” (who may or may not actually exist as a person in her waking life) represents her fears of outing herself (to someone other than Michelle and Larisa), of rejection (as happened with Michelle), or both. When Zoey wakes from this nightmare, she’ll decide whether to go for it and ask Julia out… or not.
The Potter ones are pretty obvious ships (I don’t necessarily agree with Harry/Hermione, though, they would drive each other mad in short order – going by the book, at least) but Aang/Toph would only be a good match for one of them (I’m not entirely sure which one). Clearly Gilligan is not that hot.
So I would encourage Zoey to voice such objections and point out that not only is he wrong but Julia is clearly not as cultured as she would like to believe. So why should Zoey listen to his shipping suggestions (except to make Michelle jealous, of course)?
Aang/Toph? Please, everyone knows Zuko/Toph would be MUCH better
Honestly this guy lost all credibility the moment he said Inuyasha/Kikyo
…I mean, they were doing pretty well until he showed up…
Tomas wrote:
Isn’t Harry/Hermione in the epologue of Deathly Hallows?
@ Jack:
Nope, I’m an idiot, Harry marries Ginny.
I believe it’s time to make like a submarine and torpedo a few ships.
What she needs right now is a restraining order against this crazy fuckhead shipper.
Gilligan/Julio (top ten anime betrayals!!!)… I mean, Julia…
Justin/Michelle ( http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2010/05/27/0168-messiah/ )
I honestly thought “Mal” was a nickname
It’s Hermione, not Hermine
I’m OK with Aang and Toph, damn I’m becoming a man of culture as well! LOL
Marteri wrote:
She’s wearing a blouse with ruffled frills along the bottom and flared sleeves with ruffles on them. Also pants of some kind, you can see the seam down the side and a diagonal that’s probably for a pocket. The pants look like blue jeans to me. It doesn’t look like she’s in pajamas.
Jonathan Corbett wrote:
In the German version they changed the name to Hermine. Probably because they thought it would be too hard to pronounce and Hermine is a regular German name (although pretty rare and rather old fashioned these days).
Alice Macher wrote:
I think you’ve got it spot on! I hope this leads to zoey realising she is attracted to Julia, and asking her out which could lead to some character development.
Marteri wrote:
What do you think she’ll do about her new found feelings for Julia though?
Someone set some daleks on this man, and fast.
Jonathan Corbett wrote:
Not in Germany, apparently.
Nah, it’s Inuyasha+Kagome, and Aang+Katara. Close though.
One, that everyone is supposed to have knowledge of these matters (and as strip demands, of course do). Heck, even I never got into Inuyasha.
Two, shipping has much to do with simple preference. Just because many agree might agree with you, doesn’t make one right. Right, Trumpica? 😉
Three, when ever did Toph show any romantic interest towards Aang? Or much vice versa for that matter? Just because they would have been cute, starting out the same size, doesn’t make them right for each other. Sheesh…
Four, Gillinovil. Seriously, I can’t be the only one? Who’s with me? 😀
One way or another, the ship will sail.
I can’t believe I’m writing this, but Zoey needs some happiness.
Observer wrote:
So TWO bubbles are untranslated German.
Echo751 wrote:
Well put! The culture is strong in this comment section!
On that note, I’d love a fork of Avatar before “metalbending” and similar plot escape machina, cutting Korra with it. Still wondering what happened there behind the scenes. Important writer left? SJW invasion? Executive power grab? Drift toward short-term marketing people?
Axonn wrote:
The bubble with “Hermi(o)ne” is halftranslated since “and” isn’t a German word 😉
talizorahvasnerd wrote:
I know, right? Such a pedestrian choice. “The ex-couple that would be still a couple if it wasn’t for the fact that one of them was murdered and became an embittered ghost.” What would be the point of that ship? We already know they had feelings for each other which they admitted to.
Novil wrote:
Hermine is also German… It is Hermione I think.
Jack wrote:
No, in the books, Ron ends up with Hermione and Harry with Ginny, just like in the movies. Rowling has commented though that she had considered having Ron die in the battle of Hogwarts and Harry and Hermione being together in the end, but ditched that idea because having Ron die would have been too dark. I guess there still are some traces in the books that she wanted Harry/Hermione as a possible ending, sometimes they seem to have way more chemistry than Hermione and Ron.
And none of these ships are canon, meaning Zoey/Julia is a doomed ship.
@ talizorahvasnerd:
agreed. inu-chan can be shipped with many different characters, but kikyo?! is even worse then the abusive almost-ship with kagome we got in canon!
Is this published anywhere in the original German?