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![[1311] Keyboard Solo](/comics/2022-01-11-1311-keyboard-solo.png "[1311] Keyboard Solo")
- Larisa: What do you think of this keyboard solo?
- Cloud: You can’t be serious!?
- Larisa: Why not?
- Cloud: I would have to move my hands so fast that the air friction would turn the air into superheated plasma and create a fiery explosion the size of a small town.
- Larisa: Try to play it with lots of emotion!
- Cloud: Larisa!
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Don’t worry cloud it would melt the keyboard long before any explosions happened
Did she hand him sheet for one of those crazy Black MIDI arrangements or something?
Cool, we’re back to the band story arc!
Yay!!! 😁 🙃
Larisa, there’s no such thing as a hypersuperhemidemisemiquaver.
@ Melkior:
256th notes are rare, but not unheard of. The shortest notated notes are two 1024ths after a run of 512ths in some Baroque work for organ, if I recall correctly.
Could you stop labelling Sandra and Woo as “the comedy webcomic” because it honestly hasn’t been remotely funny in forever.
If she was inspired with Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz – i can understand both. )
@ Rhuyn</b
The original meaning of the word "comedy" was "fictional" or "not serious". Only in relatively recent times (historically) have people begun to associate it with "funny".
Emotions, huh? Maybe Sandra could twerk in front of cloud while they’re preforming, Cloud might achieve it via teenage hormones?
An another example of how weird are laws of physics in S&W universe. 🙂
The one thing this strip did is remind me that I find Pietro Maximoff in the MCU kind of odd. Dude runs around in some workout clothes and his face doesn’t come off.
Also, definitely black midi.
@ Rhuyn:
Most of us find it funny. Why are you reading it if you don’t enjoy it?
Yeah, I’m pretty sure we have soft- and hardware nowadays to do that for you…
His first and final mistake was mentioning fire.
I am sure his sister should be able to help him overcome some of the physics constraints he is complaining about.
I’ve seen real musical notation that made me react like this. You’ve heard of the triplet? Try the 20-tuplet
Novil’s answer to xkcd’s article on Relativistic Baseball: https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/
@ Aika Asakura:
How long has he know Larisa? Seriously, you’d think he’d know better by now.
Cloud’s right though. The fans don’t care about what’s possible, they care about what’s entertaining.
Aika Asakura wrote:
And an obvious mistake, at that. Someone needs his metaphor privileges revoked for a while. =)
@ Melkior:
So by that nature Gaia would also be “comedy.”
“Humor” originally meant “liquid,” by the way. Makes no difference today.
In any event, that’s not correct. The ultimate root is from a Greek word meaning “poem” and the original meaning of the word was “story with a happy ending.”
Never mind that, the friction caused by Larisa even inadvertently putting the moves on Sandy’s bishie-boi, being fired up by his unintentional spicy talk, would generate enough heat to incinerate the planet.
Not an argument against Larisa…
@ Rhuyn:
But it is funny. Your comment is also funny.
@ Rhuyn:Well, don’t waste your life reading it then. Bye!
Cloud knows how to excite Larissa.
@ Vicious Sand:
Vicious Sand wrote:
There are trhree sets of fundamental laws of Universe:
1. laws of mathematics
2. laws of physics
3. laws of comics.
Melkior wrote:
Wait, I thought the original meaning was: “with a good ending”? As opposed to tragedy with bad endings.