[1332] Sandra Can’t Think Straight
└ posted on Monday, 9 May 2022, by Novil
- Sandra: Hey, Zoey, I wanted to study biology with Cloud on Saturday. And it would be really sweet if you joined us too!
- Zoey: I don’t know, Sandra, I– … Oooooooh!
- Sandra: Since you left yesterday, I just haven’t been able to think straight anymore!
- Zoey: That’s the spirit!
- Sandra: I still have to ask Cloud, of course. But I’m sure he won’t say no. You know how perverted boys are! This statement isn’t hypocritical at all, by the way.
- Zoey: What changed your mind? Was it my shapely body? My outstanding athletic successes? My strong character?
- Zoey: My superior intellect? My artistic talent? My world-class kissing skills?
- Sandra: …
- Sandra: 011_ZSC_ValentinesDay_v2final.docx
- Zoey: That would’ve been my next guess.
![[1332] Sandra Can’t Think Straight](/comics/2022-05-09-1332-sandra-cant-think-straight.png "[1332] Sandra Can’t Think Straight")
Hah!
Zing!
Wait, that’s a joke, right? Novil is playing with us.
Aw, no Larisa? </3
Heh. Not surprising, really. Larisa's been her friend since elementary school, so Sandra probably doesn't want to risk spoiling that. Zoey, in contrast, she's only recently befriended, having been enemies with her beforehand. So there's no "friendship of a lifetime" at risk if things go sour.
Now… will Cloud in fact be up for this, or will he be the switch marked "Return to Status Quo?"
Study biology, huh? In italics, no less.
v2final
I wonder what’s the content of that document…
That’s not love if it’s inspired by Smutty friendfiction that’s pure lust lol
the fanfiction, it’s ALWAYS the fanfiction
The title of this strip in the German version is better.
@ Cromm:
It looks like the format used to name salacious fanfiction in certain online repositories.
Now i kinda want to know the content of that file…
Oliver, Powree, link to file please? 🙂
What? 011_ZSC… – it’s a programer’s joke? Translate into plain english, please!
That naming convention takes me back…
For my PhD I bothered writing in git versioned LaTeX. Now at work I just create v1,v2 etc, preferably Word/Writer because then the graphics get versioned the same and all versions are easily accessible when needed. And anyway. colleagues will just send an updated document.
@ Cromm:
So you drop a comment like that, then don’t bother to include a translation? Or even a link to the German version so we can run it through Google Translate?
Calling it now. Cloud will say no. Not an emphatically no, but one none the less.
@ Hegel Marx:
Not really a programmer joke, just how people organize stuff.
011_ probably just means the 11th fanfic in that folder
ZSC_ probably who is in it. ZSC most likely means Zoey Sandra Cloud
ValentinesDay_ is the title of the fanfic
V2Final means second version and done, no longer in progress.
@ Randy:
Additionally, that’s probably not actually the second version, just the final version of the second version. Creators often just won’t own up to the actual number of times they revise their creation, so we get names like “v2final”, “v2final_final”, “v2completely_final”, “v2ultimate”, etcetera…
@ Hegel Marx:
Nah I’m pretty sure 011_ZSC is simply:
Story 11 (She said there was multiples of each story / picture / song and so on, with each getting Less safe for work as they go so story 11 would be FAR down into the very NSFW territory)
ZSC. Zoey x Sandra x Cloud.
Iron Ed wrote:
Well, there’s a link to the German version in the top right corner of the site… I just checked, this strip is titled “Sandra lernt Bio” in German. “Lernt” means “is learning”… and that’s the limit of my Deutsch skills, so I require an explanation too.
Iron Ed wrote:
Sandra and Woo in German can be reached by clicking on “Sandra and Woo in German/auf Deutsch” at the top of this page. The title of this strip in particular in German is “Sandra lernt Bio”, which translates to “Sandra learns Biology”.
In the fifth panel I almost hoped Zoey’s selfishness had made Sandra recover her sanity. But, alas, it didn’t. This won’t end well. Nothing ends well when the main driving force is an egoism as big as Zoey’s. Poor Sandra (and, maybe, poor Cloud).
::Incoming [possibly emotional] Trainwreck Senses Tingling::
@ Jabman:
TBH, at their age everything is mostly hormones rather than love.
This I would file under experimentation.
Am I the only one creeped out by the people asking for the file?
@ Xiro:
Humanity can sometimes be disappointing.@ Xiro:
Whoever asked for the link is sus.
The English title is better. It is a double entendre pun.
Aaaand Sandra wakes up from this dream in 3, 2, 1…
Alex C wrote:
I would prefer that the gods are poking fun of the humans again.
Maybe, after the demise of the old ‘god’, the Devil has interim taken over which is why the angels give such… interesting advice ^^
Xiro wrote:
If I were to be creeped out by everything that creeps me out, I’d be permamently creeped out.
Hum…. curious to see how it will evolve.
Cosmacelf wrote:
Oh wow. Thanks for holding my brain, I had missed that.
Nikary Flare wrote:
Sandra learns biology.
Sandra learns about Biology.
Sandra “studies” biology.
Progressively, depending on context and inflection. Or all three at once, given Novil’s displayed sense of humor over the many-many episodes.
I think panel 3 is already pretty intimate. It’s cute.
Here i’m thinking cloud might not be cool with it. and that’s where the promised pain comes in.
@ Hegel Marx:
011 = the eleventh story.
ZSC = Zoey, Sandra, Cloud.
OK. Biology. That’s part of a high school curriculum so they aren’t pre-teens anymore. I still think the author should upgrade their appearance to be a little older but it’s ok to experiment a little at 15. I sure did.
I remember years ago when people thought it INSANE that this 13 year old was getting deep dicked. Guess everyone left’s finally just accepting of it.
Anyway, hentai artists, you have your mission!
@ poydras:
She’s 13.
@ Hegel Marx:
It’s a filename. She’s talking about that one story she read on Zoey’s thumb drive that had her so flustered she had to dunk her head in a bucket of water to calm down.
@ Thisguy:
I was pointing out the tags for the comic it’s tagged as love but the comic makes clear it in responce to lust.
So I’m thinking this is all go wrong the strip with the comic version of the author had him saying Sandra was gonna suffer, so other Cloud is only into monogamous relationships or Zoey suddenly realised she is bisexual during her love traingle relationship and goes after Cloud and they both dump Sandra.
@ Hegel Marx:
Zoey Sandra Cloud I presume.
@ Cosmacelf:
Oh, that! As a non native English speaker, I wasn’t able to get it at first. Thank you, Cosmacelf.
Ghods, I hope not!
@ George:
This is out of context – it was a reply to Arent saying this was all a joke. I love this story arc! Sandra acknowledging and exploring all of her feelings and discovering who she is…..Wonderful!
They do make a cute little couple, but I still think this isn’t going to end well and is dragging on and on.
George wrote:
The first question is – who wrote the fanfic? I dimly remember a certain creepy fan of Zoey.
@ Arent:
It’s presumed that Zoey wrote the fanfic
Arthur wrote:
Huh?Arthur wrote:
Are you sure? I didn’t have the impression that it was implied Zoey wrote those. And why would Zoey include Cloud? AFAIK, she isn’t into boys.