- Richard: Hey, Sandra, listen to this: “The Border Collie Chaser has a vocabulary of 1022 words and is able to recognize objects by the groups they belong to!”
- Sandra: That’s cool.
- Richard: That must be the smartest pet that has ever lived!
- Sandra: Uh-huh.
- Sandra: No, Woo, pawns can only capture other pawns en passant, not rooks.