- Merida: Your new dress is absolutely gorgeous, Cinderella.
- Cinderella: Why, thank you, Merida.
- Merida: And best of all I like your lovely shoes!
- Merida: Give them to me!
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[0575] Cinderella, The True Story I
└ posted on Thursday, 24 April 2014, by Novil
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Don’t underestimate the old school Disney princesses. Having an assortment of wildlife running up your skirt/leggings and at your head (mice, squirrels, cats, dogs, deer, raccoons, owls, rabbits, three toed sloths, etc.) can be very demoralizing and throw one’s aim off badly.
@ Timotheus:
Well, they risking getting rabies though.
@ Switch Master:
OH MY GOSH STAHP NO PLEASE MAKE THE HORROR NOT HAPPEN!
So at my little brothers school they a talent show and there is always this one song that every single girl sings. Well this year my mom needed me make him since the talent show was on their 25th anniversary. And of course that one song was let it go. I am not exaggerating when I say that 11 girls sang it.
Adamas wrote:
That was the original ending to “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves”. Disney tamed it down quite a bit for American sensibilities of the time.
Now this is a bait-and-switch I like! Kudos!
@ MawileCeyvis:
Well it could have been worse. They could have been singing Happy instead.
Dear God that song is repetitive I hear it everywhere. And you know what? It makes me NOT happy.
I feel like a room with a roof.
That is Snow White’s step mother.@ Adamas:
It’s times like this that I feel so bad for Cloud.
…most of the time.
And a new sitcom is born, “The REAL Princesses of Disney!”
Cinderella, use your glass slippers as a shield!!! I don’t care if you don’t want your feet dirty, you used to be a slave now do it or I’ll whip you HARD
54viruses wrote:
Almost every female in the strip seems to have villain potential. Pyromaniac, megalomaniac (The Empress), and now, possible kleptomaniac? Plus, both Lily and Echo seem perpetually right on the brink of eating Sid, and don’t even get me started on Ruth.
@ Sarusig:
Yahr kingdahm- gib it to me.
My doll didn’t come with a bow…and I got a Disney classic doll from the st- I mean…I don’t buy princess dolls…what?
Xezlec wrote:
Almost every female in the strip seems to have villain potential. Pyromaniac, megalomaniac (The Empress), and now, possible kleptomaniac? Plus, both Lily and Echo seem perpetually right on the brink of eating Sid, and don’t even get me started on Ruth.
Don’t forget Ye Thuza. Guerillas don’t have the luxury of following the Geneva conventions and the other rules of war. I doubt she’s proud of all she did back in the old country…
@ Luke:
There are versions of Cinderella without cut off toes and heel?
Greenwood Goat wrote:
Merida: Well If I had my OWN fairy godmother to give me things I wouldn’t NEED to rob anyone else!! Why did this princess get cheated out of all the good magic and get stuck with a bear making cake instead???
I moment I saw the last panel, I laughed so hard!! I love this comic :D.
Merida, you don’t want those shoes. You can’t run well in glass slippers. Fur ones, on the other hand, would be far more practical.