- Larisa: Landon, the next time you visit me, we’ll play a nice game of Risk, … with house rules!
- Landon: With house rules?
- Larisa: For each round in which you don’t control the Ukraine, you have to take off one piece of clothing!
- Landon: Larisa… my parents!
- Larisa: You want your parents to join our game? Kinky!!