- Cloud: Sandra’s so pretty…
- Cloud: NO! Not now!
- Cloud’s boner: You can no longer tell me what to do!
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![[0393] The Curse Of 12-Year-Old Boys](/comics/2012-07-12-0393-the-curse-of-12-year-old-boys.png "[0393] The Curse Of 12-Year-Old Boys")
[0393] The Curse Of 12-Year-Old Boys
└ posted on Thursday, 12 July 2012, by Novil
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@ Rex Vivat:
I used to recite the digits of pi. After 3.14159, I just picked digits at random. Now I know there’s a two after the nine. This is progress.
Yup, in a world where raccoons can talk, maybe EVERYTHING can talk. *shudders* Imagine the interruptions in one’s romantic conversations…
@ Phil:
Justice for Burma, motherfucker.
@ Dotcom:
Note: Woo is a talking raccoon. I think it explains everything.
@ Isabard:
Yes, this is a boner joke, but it was done tastefully enough that it shows that this can be related with many male readers without being tacky.
What irks me is the fact that so many comics use violence to the gory level and no one blink an eye and yet a simple mature joke can blew up sky high like this.
This reminds me of 2012 E3. So many neck stab scenes and no one protest on its level of violence, but showing breast for only 2-3 seconds and people went FURIOUS! Double standard at its best.
@ Dotcom:
Oh lighten up Francis.
First, it’s his first rise. Second, the scene is seconds after the rise so he’s still too panicked about it. Third, yes, I’ve been through this before too. Good thing it’s in a class room. I don’t know what to do and I even open my legs at that time. But it’s awkward and now a funny experience to me.
Oh man! That was funny. Though I wonder, what would Woo’s reaction be when he finds out Cloud like Sandra?
Cloud now is not the time to eqiup your buster sword!
I feel for him thinking of the girl you like at a young age will do this to any male. It did it to me.
Its even worse though if it’s just random with no reason.
1) Cold water don’t work so well – at least, it never did for me. If anything, it fanned the flames of ardour, not dampened them.
2) Since this usually happens with little to no warning, you don’t get to work out pre-emptive strategies before the first occurrence. Think of it as a “test of cool” trying to hide the “gallant reflex.”
3) “Humour is a test of truth. If something is funny, it’s probably true. The funnier it is, the more true it is.” -Me (Then again, I have rather liberated attitudes toward the body for an American – but I’ve also been all over the world, and been exposed to many differing ideas. I’d rather be on a beach in the Riviera than in the Middle East – both can be stinking hot, but the scenery is better on the beach.)
Poor Cloud – welcome to the open, festering sewer that is puberty. Don’t worry – you WILL grow out of it, just not as fast as you’d like…
Guys, we’ve all been there at least once – at least, if your penile artery is intact (the only difference between gay boys and straight boys is what sort of person triggers the event – but it’s going to happen either way…)
this is a pretty daring strip this time, i’m a bit surprised…
oh how i remember when i was 12… actually i don’t , this kid’s pretty lucky if he’s at this point in his life XD
I’m kind of shocked that people are responding to this strip the way they are. This is hardly the first time edgy sexual humor has appeared in the strip. Did people just not read the interactions between Woo and his lady carefully? What about Woo talking to Sandra about such encounters? Was it just because it was a raccoon thing instead of a people thing that no one really got that unhinged? I guess what I don’t understand is the surprise on the part of readers. This is more tame than some of Woo’s dialogue has been. And seriously, are we supposed to believe these kids don’t have normally functioning bodies just because they’re fictional?
@ somebody:
Welcome to the Internet. You must be new here.
@ Kat:
You’re right; one of Woo’s comments was much more…’graphic’ than this and got almost no reaction at all (as I recall). 🙂 🙂 🙂
and thus, the power struggle begins….
Hi, just typing this so I can, hopefully, see the button to change the comments to newer… or older. Whatever. Seriously, so often it gets covered up by Woo and that ad thing, that almost never HAS an ad.
@ TheSilentOne:
And what song would that be?
Dotcom wrote:
It is a good thing I am not writing this comic because I would be *so* tempted right now…
@ Cyric:
4., think of something much much less appealing
Ooooh! So that’s why Victoria said “think of England!”
*is mobbed by a pack of irate Englishmen*
Never been unlucky enough to be caught with a boner except once opening the door for “friends”… I’ve heard “you’re totally hard” many time in school… Just leaves me wondering what they might have said if I actually had a boner in one of those situations * shudder*
PENIS DOES WHAT PENIS WANTS.
Ah, Puberty. You ruin yet another boy’s life.
Well… He probably wouldn’t be the first boy to have that problem while watching Larisa. She may be nuttier than a fruitcake sometimes, but she -is- apparently considered to be very pretty.
Why would he mind? He has his own mate living out in the woods, so why shouldn’t Sandra have one, so long as they’re happy together?
Okay we all know the negatives of this… but lets think about the positives.
His ‘growing up’ would help with his training in the long run. Help build muscles up and improve on his techniques as a fighter for the people! And as Sandra is ‘growing up’ too, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind the improvements either. XD.
Let’s just hope it’s what we all *think* it is…
I regret to be posting just to see the latest comments… I can’t seem to find a navigation button for this purpose. ^^;
male pleiosaur wrote:
😀 Clever… though I managed to get this memorized instantly… 3.14159 is mention in Stargate episode “Thor´s Chariot” as Asgard riddle determining skills of humans.
I got it memorized about instantly I watched the episode 😀 Funny… I wasn´t old enough then to use it as you suggest
Okay Sandra, third time’s the charm. Cloud will definitely say yes if you ask him to marry you again. Sure, you’re both still young, but there’s nothing wrong with getting married right after high school.
@ Someone:
Or need a psychotherapist…
@ Hobbes:
Or, he could go for a swim and hide it until it subsided.
CLOUD!! THE BONER HAS AWAKEN!!
Just wait until it controls your mind Cloud.
@ Aquatus1:
Okay. THAT. was funny I don’t care who you are that’s funny stuff!
Shouldn’t he be getting nosebleeds instead?
@ Someone:
In all honesty, women can get a kind of erection as well, you just can’t see it through clothing. The things you learn from open (and frank) older siblings.
@ somebody:
In the fairness of debate, this situation was probably the most tactful way of presenting this subject in any webcomic that I’ve read.
@ Dudeman0234:
LMAO!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ_OKfy_6Sc 😀
It vas only a matter of time.
OMFG!!! Sooooo glad I’m a female!
When your penis starts talking to you you know you(Or someone else) are screwed.
Given the outright pornography and otherwise dark/edgy or softcore-ness of many other popular webcomics (which, I note, do NOT have disclaimers) I’d say this joke is pretty light by comparison. It seems to me on a Pixar level of humor- something that is outright hilarious to anyone who gets the joke, but confusing and nonsensical to children too young to get it. If something as mild as this should be censored, what then of any movie produced by Disney in the past decade?
Besides, its not like disclaimers or warning pages prevent anyone from viewing taboo material in the first place. It’s onlt there to help prevent lawsuits, and even then if a child wants to see something eestricted, they will find a way.
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
The timing could have been worse. It could have happened when Sandra jumped on him after getting his love letter (really awkward) or when his mom or sister was around (never hear the end of that one).
Oh, god. Puberty. By the time it gets better, you’ll WANT to be showing girls your boner.
How could you betray a guy like that Mr. Johnson? Or should we call you…Bene “Dick” Arnold?
doesn’t every boy going on man@ Someone:
Twenty more years and Cloud will start to feel the opposite betrayal…
Also, I find the transcript for the comic to be funnier than the (already really funny) strip itself here… something about “Cloud’s Boner” as character-listing…
Already? 12? Doesn’t that usually not start until at LEAST age 13 minimum? I mean, girls mature faster than boys and Larisa’s the only girl (we’ve seen) with even a hint of boobs. Or has the whole “children maturing faster” happened to guys too?
Or did I just fail biology even more horrifically than I thought.
Here! Excellent! How to talk about a “taboo” thing with soft humor, without being mean. Cause after all, this is nothing more that a little normal body function that becomes awkward only because of society.
(And when I say “mean”, I think about Cloud in the strip number 395. Le gasp.)
@ Raye J:
No, erections start at BIRTH. Technically, they start several months earlier. As long as you have a nervous system and male genitalia, it happens. There isn’t even a significant change in frequency.
Look on the bright side: you could make a lot of money, what with the talking penis and all. Your small size won’t matter once the voice comes into play. And you’ll be really rich if you can teach it to sing. Although what song…
Oh, I’ve got it: “I’d like to teach the world to fap, in perfect harmony…”