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![[0395] Eternal Torment](/comics/2012-07-19-0395-eternal-torment.png "[0395] Eternal Torment")
Starting with strip 399, Sandra and Woo will be published in black and white again.
- Cloud: That was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
- Cloud: But it’s over. I’ve already made it through the worst.
- Larisa: Hey, Cloud, look!
- Sign: At Sandra’s butt!
- Cloud: … Says the damned to himself after the first minute of eternal torment.
- Ye Thuza: Aw, is my little boy getting mocked by his girlfriend for getting a boner in public?!
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Ye Thuza never make that face again its creepy
Oh for Cthulhu this is so funny! Don’t worry Cloud after a while the shame just go…..no, wait, it never happen, sorry boy
Frankly, I’m just impressed that Sandra is so comfortable with her body and sexuality, that she can tease Cloud like this.
And then Ye Thuza joins in on the teasing. Cloud, your ego will either end up a shattered, broken shell of it’s former self, or you will turn into Sean Connery.
Ye Thuza! When did you get here? Were you here this entire time?
@ Landbark:
what do you mean with black&white? I read it at the moment that was post it and it was color full
This is certainly… different than I’m used to with this comic! I honestly hope Cloud’s dad sits down with him and gives him “the talk” and that they STOP teasing him. Poor kid.
You know what? I’m calling “Dream Sequence” on this one!
The most embarrassing moment of your life so far
wondering where Ye Thuza came from….
But I LOVE Larissa and Sandra’s attitude =)
Poor kid, with friends (including girlfriend) and a mother like that who needs bullies?
It’s the purest sign of truuuuuue love!
I should’ve known Ye Thuza would join in on the teasing.
Bernadotte wrote:
Read the author’s notes.
Wait, no more colors after 398? How so?
I was right it will show itself again. Beware it will pop out when your watching it.
Ah yes! the trials of going through puberty and finding out that certain body parts have a mind of their own……and the worse part? it doesn’t get better when you get older
Ye-Thuza: “My Troll-sense is tingling! Initiating 4th wall warp!”
That’s some quick “cut wood – give shape to wood – get a marker and paint – write something on the wood – paint it” . The things Larisa can do to mock someone…
What is Ye Thuza doing there?
I am a regular visitor of several webcomics. Some, make me smile. Others, make me chuckle.
This particular instalment of Sandra and Woo made me laugh. A lot. Openly.
Congratulations to all involved.
Knowing Larisa, she might have made that sign without Sandra’s permission.
Yuna: He he he he ho ho ho ha ha ha ha!
Landon: No! This is unconscionable!
Richard North: You vile little fox! To think I let you near my daughter! I’m gonnna – aaaAARRRH! Snarl!
Ronald Reagan: Now you’ve done it! The fierce protective nature of the papa wolf-
John Wayne: Shut your damn mouth! You were always a second rate cowboy – you should have stuck to being president! Son, there is no boner. All you have is your gun, and it stops working if you dunk it in cold water cold water -cold water-cold water-cold water- – –
Cloud: (waking) Whuh! I – it was all just a terrible dream! (looks down) And now I think I’ll go and have a swim in some cold water, before either of the girls sees me.
Long story short, dream sequence elements do seem to be creeping in here, i.e. situational escalation, possible breach of object permanence (the sign), appearance of parental figure for no good reason. We shall have to see.
Larisa: Hey, goat-face! Ever considered the possibility that I might have used my reality-warping powers to manifest all this?
That too, young madam. Now kindly let go of my mouse pointer.
@ Matthew G.:
The talk will go like this… “Cloud my son…. women are evil, and we are doomed!” (he barley gets this out of his mouth, as Ye Thuza, is reaching for his neck to strangle him)
Then dad hands Cloud a few pamphlets to monasteries, all in lands far far away, and on top of the some of the highest mountains on earth (and two on Mars).
If it’s okay I’m taking Ye Thuza face in that last panel and using it for my profile pictures forever. Even if it isn’t okay I’m using it anyways. YOU CAN’T STOP ME!!!!
Okay, and now we see Sandra and Larissa fully over their initial embarrassment, and of course Ye Thuza using her incredible mom-powers to immediately determine exactly what the situation is here.
Poor Cloud. You think this is bad?
You have to ride back in the car with all three of them.
Ye thuza…I never knew that you were the happy mask salesman! XD
And Ye Thuza wins the Evil Mom award for 2012.
I’m really hoping dream on this as well.
I really don’t think Sandra could be this cruel or Ye Thuza being that…well, yea, I CAN see her being JUST like that.
Still, this seems a little out of Sandra’s character.
But if it’s NOT a dream, and Sandra is really that confident showing herself off Cloud is either going to be sitting in a corner rocking back and forth mumbling ‘can’t think about my girlfriend or they’ll tease me’ or whenever IT happens he’s going to have a smile on his face for years.
You know last comic I was going to tell cloud “At least you mother and sister aren’t here to make it worse”.
Well this time I can say at least your sister isn’t having a field day with you, though she will likely join in once the others let her in on the ‘secret’!
Oh Sandra is being cute now, but wait when she actually wants that huge boner…..
For his sake I hope so.
SUDDENLY, MOTHER!
…MOTHERS: Even if you are Ye Thuza, you MAY NOT talk about erections in public. Especially if you use slang for it.
@ BarGamer: this is made by people from a country that is less worried about this kind of stuff or at least I think so
Oh, the girls are so cruel! XD
Whaaaat? No more color?? That’s like going back to black and white TV… or something. I don’t know… I’m sure you have a good reason for it.
the topic of the current arc is BONER BONER BONER
@ m:
It’s creepy.
It’s ok Cloud, you will have your revenge haha
I’ll miss the color. 🙁
Also, poor Cloud, kid can’t get a break.
*Loads up the Karmabus. Alright Who’s First?
@ Taiset:
It’s a freaking princess molestia face. My first thought was “Holy S**T BURN IT WITH FIRE!”
@ The J.A.M.:
Well, she’s trolling her unfortunate son. Why do you ask ? “Ye Thuza” and “trolling” are practically synonymous. 😉
@ Someone: you don’t know? That’s what’s on the other side of Woo’s “Look!” sign!
This is too funny to be a dream sequence or a reality warping segment. Let it be canon!
Can no good comic stay pure of mind?!
He just thinks that it’s as bad as it’s going to get… just wait until his little sister gets involved.
Its too late now, Cloud, your only option is to go all in!
And when that fails horribly, years and years of therapy.
I hope you chose to publish the forthcoming strips in black and white to give Lisa some time to recolour the previous strips. She does a good job. =)
You know, I’m curious as to how they managed to get a arrow shaped sign on such short notice.
@ Hfar:
It’s Larissa. Chances are good that the reverse side of the arrow has “Restrooms” or something printed on it.
Oh Cloud it won´t be eternal torment… at maximum another 60 years. At minimum that depends mostly up to you and your girlfriend.