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![[0896] Cloud Now Slightly Stressed](/comics/2017-06-19-0896-cloud-now-slightly-stressed.png "[0896] Cloud Now Slightly Stressed")
- Taylor: Mister Williams?
- Cloud: Yes?
- Taylor: It’s been brought to our attention what you gave Sandra for her birthday. We hope that there’s a good reason for your behavior. Otherwise we’ll find ourselves forced to tease you about it until the heat death of the universe.
- Taylor: You have thirty seconds. Choose your words wisely.
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Okay, who is this?
@ StrifeSilver:
Someone named Taylor, judging from the tags. I like him already.
Obviously that’s Taylor. Have you not read Worm? 🙂
mixmax wrote:
I’m guessing a female from the twin pigtails in the first panel myself
By what right (other than plot advancement) does this young lady think she has to demand an answer on a subject that’s none of her damm business?
I guess the only upside is that (maybe) Cloud has a chance to negate most of the teasing with a good answer.
“Larissa forced me to do it, and if anyone tries to even think about teasing me, I will send her after your in vengeance. Then I will let my little sister experiment on whatever is left.”
Here’s a Suggestion for Cloud’s response.
Cloud: First, question are any of you aware of who my mother is? Look her up on your phones. Then know that she has taught me much of what she knows, and as such if you are serious about teasing me you should give serious consideration to possibly SEVERE consequences of doing so.
@ HMRC4EVR:
I suppose shes just jealous that she did not get such an awesome present
Incidentally, many have stated that we need to see Ye Thuza’s reaction to Cloud getting the lingerie, which I want to see too, but anyone else think that it would be interesting to see a flashback to Grandpa North’s reaction?
I mean Sandra’s comment about how it wasn’t fun to have to calm him down sounds like strip fodder to me.
Also, shouldn’t there be a Taylor tag for the previous strip? I mean that was her in panel 2.
@ mixmax:
Isn’t Taylor a girl?@ John GB:
Wouldn’t Clouds mother totally join in on the teasing?
@ mixmax:
I think it’s a girl…
@ Senjiu:
Is she from another story, then?
Huh. Didn’t this comic used to have a transcript too?
I knew she was a magical girl!
“Larissa.”
I mean, he can say more if it proves necessary…but considering her reputation, one word is probably enough here.
Implord wrote:
I believe there’s a limit as to how much teasing she will permit. What Taylor is suggesting goes beyond that limit.
Cloud should just say, “Haven’t you ever heard of sex?”
I thought tailor was the kid watching in the background
That is actually surprisingly easy to fit in thirty seconds. You could do it in half that time. Watch.
” Larisa Korolev convinced me to do it, and if you can beat her in an argument than you can tease me all you want.”
To say it another way ” Put up or shut up.” Something tells me most of them aren’t going to want to screw around with Larisa.
@ John GB:
I don’t know depending on how Ye Thuza ultimately responds, the excessive teasing may seem like good times in hindsight.
Hmmmm…
‘Taylor’ looks familiar.
Hmmmm…
This kids really overestimate life expectancy of humans…
Well if Cloud can break the fourth wall then he actually has three days to think about his answer. However, I think that only female Sandra and Woo characters possess that ability.
simple answer, satan
@ TvTropesgotmehooked:
She looks like Homura Akemi.
@ MidoriLuna:
I’m thinking a
littlelot closer to home…🔥@ TvTropesgotmehooked:
Oh.
Oooooooooooh!
Like Sailor Venus! Yeah, I can sorta see that too.
Or maybe the Koralevs had twins?
“Larisa made me do it” sounds like a perfect excuse, y’know.
“Larisa made me do it.”
“…You are absolved.”
Why does people seem to think that blaming Larisa is a get out of jail free card? Regardless of how much it was Larisa’s idea, Cloud went along with it.
Anyway, I don’t think “I only did it because Sandra is beautiful and I thought it would make her happy” will cut it here. Heck, Cloud should probably not play Taylor’s game at all. However, it would be great if he could resolve this, otherwise Sandra may be affected as well.
MidoriLuna wrote:
Separated at birth? She looks an awful lot like Larissa to me, though not as cute.
Only one word is needed: Larisa
Taylor huh? Never seen her before. Class president of teaser club-something?
You know, in THIS school, simply saying that Larisa tricked him might actually work. I mean, half of them have probably been tricked by her at some point too.
@ 1oldbear:Not even a long lost twin can match Larissa. Besides, One Larissa is enough in this world.
HMRC4EVR wrote:
I see you’ve never attended an American junior high school.
Crystalgate wrote:
Exactly. Any teasing will die a very quick death if Cloud doesn’t respond to it. Same with Sandra.
It would be a great learning experience for all of them – teasors and teasees both.
And Taylor would get a bit of comeuppance for her arrogance.
Ok, honestly, Cloud is obviously one of the “cool kids” of the class. He would be able to easily defuse such comments, make a joke about it or even play the “I am more mature & experienced than you virgins” card. Which would usually earn him the awe of the boys of the class.
In general I would expect the boys to be more interested than to tease him about it.
Sandra on the other hand side is another case. She seems to actually be shy. She might hae
Altogether it is funny that Cloud is constantly being teased, but honestly, it doesn’t really fit his character.
*She might have problem to cope with teasing
“Because I love her and was too stupid to listen Larisa’s advice. She said that Sandra would like it. Yes I’m stupid”.
Triste Cordis wrote:
You’re not saying that in front of the class. You are saying: “What kind of little kids are you? Have you ever kissed a girl?” And then half of the class would quickly take Clouds side.
@ John GB:
Really? Because it doesn’t seem much different than my own school.
“Larisa made me do it.” Done.
I’m surprised nobody pointed out the outrageous usage of two different glasses adjustment techniques by Taylor: first “By the bridge” and then “By the corner” – a deadly combo which most probably mean she’s an evil-as-in-antagonist (not larissa-evil) but also a very smart character.
@TVTropes guy i’m looking at you.
Larisa convinced me that it was a good idea.
@ Anon:
She even broke the 180 degree rule, she has to be the antagonist! Or at least the villain of the week.
…
… magical girl villain of the week…
Nah his Mum will be leading the teasing, so long as its good natured 🙂
Now should they take it to excess, well…. they know who his friends and parents are….
Even kids have some self-preservation instincts 🙂
“30 seconds? no problem.
Sandra and I are a couple. What we do together is none of your or anyone else’s business. What I may or may not have purchased for Sandra to wear WHILE we are together is not any of your business either.
Hopefully, Taylor, you too can find someone who will be close to you so you can experience this yourself. I don’t think it’s gonna happen until you learn to respect other people’s privacy and stop acting like an arrogant bitch with a stick shoved up your ass.”
The answer I would give: “f**k off and mind your business!”
Too subtle?