The Fine Print
└ posted on Monday, 20 February 2012, by Novil
- Armin Fish: Good morning, Mr. North, I’m Armin Fish from your internet provider, StarNet. Unfortunately, we’ve found that you’re behind on your payments.
- Richard: ?
- Richard: Huh? I’ve always paid on time. $24.99 a month for the first 6 months and $39.99 after that.
- Armin Fish: I see you haven’t studied our payment terms carefully enough.
- Fine print: ExtraPLUS: Offer ends on 01/31/11, and is limited to new residential customers with children. After 6 months, the monthly service charge goes to $39.99. After 12 months, or if any service is cancelled or downgraded, the customer provides a compulsory one-time payment in the form of his/her first-born son, or, if not available, first-born daughter.